Last week I was talking to a small girl (not me) and amongst stories about decapitating wolves, she told me about her letter to Santa, and what she was asking for present-wise. Being about 5 and all, her list wasn’t of much interest to me, and when she refused to ask for a cat on my behalf, I was pretty much fed up of the list altogether. So, I’m writing my own (imaginary) list and getting Googleimages of it all – take that, small children!
First and most important on my list; a dog. I’m not fussy over what kind of dog, but I would prefer either a flatface bull terrier, a staffy dog, or the fluffiest dog in the world (I promise not to paint him like a panda).
Should I really luck out and get all 3 dogs, I’ll probably need some roller skates so I can go all Cesar Milan round the park with my pack. I already have some ok rollerblades, but they don’t even compare to these bad boys!
When I’m not wearing my rollerskates (which, lets face it, would be hardly ever) I would probably force myself to wear a pair of these lovelies. (Ok, I really don’t need any more shoes, so I can pass on these if you come up with the hounds.)
And just because it’s the most ME thing in the world, I’d also ask for this LOBSTER and SKULL print scarf too.
So what do you think, SandyClaws? Have we got a deal? I know I’m up way past my bedtime, but I promise not to behead any wolves.
Lx
